tabitis

the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.

"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."

by jf713jf August 16, 2008

Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

takitish

Take it easy!

"Got to go, here comes my bus! See you later, takitish!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021

tabitos

tuh-bee-toes

Slang. Can mean many different kinds of snacks, for example: burritos, taquitos, tostitos, fritos, rollitos, Doritos, Sun Chips, etc.

"Hey man grab some tabitos while you're up"
(Doritos or Tostitos or Sun Chips)

"You want tabitos?"
(Taquitos)

"You wanna make tabitos?"
(Burritos)

by Ben Schimizze May 16, 2005

Tagitis

A fashion faux pas - having an exposed tag from an article of clothing (that should not be exposed)

Rebecca had tagitis - so I reached around her neck and pushed her tag back into her shirt.

by Marcelo Mackinlay March 9, 2006

Tabitistico

Adjetivo que se utiliza para algo hecho por la tabita.

Esa investigación tuvo un resultado tabitistico

by cursed_cadaver August 12, 2020

TABITINKLE

Tabitinkle is the kind of person who makes everything feel a little better just by being around. She has this easy smile that calms you down, and a laugh that instantly lifts your mood. There’s something really warm and genuine about the way she talks and listens, like she actually sees you and cares. Even the small moments with her feel special—whether she’s being silly, thoughtful, or just herself. Tabitinkle is comforting, fun, and honestly one of the best parts of any day

I need my daily does of tabitinkle

by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025