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A word in Hebrew slang, generally used to descriebe a shitty situation
"I just bumped my little toe in the leg of the table! TSIPS!"
"Dude, what's the name of the blister you allways get above your heel when you first wear Source sandals?" -"TSIPS"
"I didn't shower for a few days and now I have the TSIPS between my bum-cheeks"
"My brother caught me jerking off over a photo of my sister... TSIPS"
"That woman just told me that she's keeping my baby and I don't even know here! TSIPS!!!"
I was so drunk at that pary, and I was making out with this super hot girl. I reached into her pants but instead of lady parts I found TSIPS"
"I wanted to prepare a nice dinner for my girl. she got home and we started drinknig and I forgot the chicken in the oven. smoke started to come out so I ran and took it out but forgot the gloves, so instead of a night of good food and

insane love-making I ended up in a hospital having a male nurse called Vadim giving me a Gastric lavage
through my anus... TSIPS... "
TSIPS by ZeBnA September 11, 2017
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Tsitsi: Tsi-Tsi comes from Greek origin.

1: Tsitsi means whoopsie/oops it can be used to describe a small mistake in the moment.
“I dropped off the bags at the wrong address , Tsitsi” It can also be followed by a shrug or two hands up like you’ve made a simple mistake.

2: Tsitsi can also be used to calm someone or something down. For example “I am freaking out over this math test I’m gonna fail out of the class.” Friend responds “Tsitsi Tsitsi Tsitsi, it’s all gonna be ok just breath”. This can be accompanied by two hands calming the person down.
“ I dropped off the bags at the wrong adress, Tsitsi”

“I am freaking out over this math test I’m gonna fail out of the class” Friend responds “Tsitsi Tsitsi Tsitsi, it’s all gonna be ok just breath” accompanied by a calming hand gesture.
Tsitsi by Stefanos T September 13, 2023
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