scott’s tots 

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)

Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe

scott’s tots by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018

Jen's tots 

To describe something ridiculously good.

That taco was on point, like Jen's tots.

Jen's tots by Mrroccopocco November 9, 2018

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

totes sui 

totally suicidal

teacher: the 5000 word essay will be due tomorrow
student: omg im so totes sui right now, i haven't started the essay!

totes sui by SeasonSeason June 20, 2010

totes sozza

(abbreviation)

When a well-educated english person is totally sorry.

I'm totes sozza but I won't be able to make it Francis

totes sozza by LoWilliams June 19, 2011

Totum Scrotum 

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

Totum Scrotum by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

totes square by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010