TOTM 

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..

"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"

TOTM by John March 30, 2003

TOTM 

Top Of The Morning

person 1 : hey

person 2 : TOTM

TOTM by blahhh rawrr May 23, 2011

TOTM 

Acronym for "Time of the Month" - aka PMT.

"I'm ill"
"What's wrong?"
"TOTM"
"Ouch!"

TOTM by fizzzzzz August 23, 2006

Totm 

Time of the month

Man it the totm for me

Totm by Keela turner May 30, 2019

totm 

hope everything works out

for example, im in so much shit....totm

totm by Liam Antony Meredith March 14, 2011

sam totman 

Sam Totman is Herman Li's partner in crime in the band Dragonforce. He is just as fast as Herman, and he wrotes most DF songs and lyrics. He plays a black Jackson RR3 through a TC electronics G major Rack unit, and a Laney amp.

Most People love Herman, but Sam is cooler, and would be a cooler guy to get drunk with.

Sam Totman.

sam totman by Shreddy McShred aka Kyle July 21, 2006

totmom 

When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.

Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......

totmom by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011