Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

Total Chad by countchokcula May 8, 2021

TotalChaos 

One photographer who falls short
No background,maybe part of his problem.

a: One who can't find the auto/composition button on the camera.

b: He also can't find the auto/thirds button.

c: He is able to screw up a whole page of Worth1000 in a single click/then double it with another click.

TotalChaos by Mr. Screwed Up August 26, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016