The fatter and uglier
friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest
girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the
MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a
grenade with her, but this
chick also brought a god damn
grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.