Traunched 

A combination of drunk, high and tired. Pushing the capable boundaries of the human body on a night out.

Synonyms: sloshed, mortal

“Man he’s absolutely traunched right now”

“I was so traunched last night”

“I’ve been partying all night I’m completely traunched”

Traunched by Winshumloseshum June 20, 2018

Trounced 

When one is complete destroyed and utterly wrecked in some fashion.

"Richard lost the boxing match. He didn't use his hands at all. He got trounced."

Trounced by Kneph1 June 5, 2018

Trunched 

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.

Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?

Trunched by A.Finch January 15, 2016

Trounced 

The act of making love with someone so fiercely, that they are unable to function in a normal manner for up to, or even exceeding one weeks time.

She got trounced last night, and will continue to feel it tomorrow.

Trounced by JFresha December 20, 2008

Traunch Burger 

An obese womans vagina.

A raunchy traunchy burger.

You couldn't pay me to touch that Traunch Burger.

Traunch Burger by NastyBurger123 November 26, 2010

love truncheon 

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003