TL:ST 

Too long: Skimmed through

Similar to TL:DR but from a readers point of view.

Dude 1: yo did you see the messages in the group chat?!
Dude 2: didn’t have time bro, it was TL:ST

TL:ST by Ldnboi69 February 16, 2024

tl;dr;stl;sdr 

Too long didn't read, still too long still didn't read - A summarized version or list with facts about a shortened version of a book, document or just a really long post.

A: I made up I read the book in e-book form in English and she believed that.
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version

tl;dr;stl;sdr by tiaxanderson May 4, 2010

TLST 

An acronym for "The Latest Shiny Thing".

Used condescendingly to mock web developers who blindly follow the latest trends: frameworks, languages, tools, etc. without doing substantial research on said trends.

Webtard: Hey, did you hear about the new Javascript framework "fucktard.js"?
Other dude: Oh, is that TLST?
Webtard: Oi fuck off, it's totally web 3.0!

TLST by moon² October 12, 2015

tlsty zebrak 

When your friend is very fat and very evil indeed

Doing things with malicious intent

You are a tlsty zebrak

tlsty zebrak by Jozef Pipina 22 June 14, 2022

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

B.S.T.L. 

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty

Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.

B.S.T.L. by D Rock Da Jew / Derek March 12, 2007

N.S.T.L. 

Nuts
Stuck
To
Leg = N.S.T.L.

"Oh man, let me re-adjust, I got total N.S.T.L.

N.S.T.L. by Wackdog Whoaday September 14, 2008