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A word originating from South African trance community,coined to distinguish the difference between a jock and what is now known as a tjock, or Trance Jock as it was found inappropriate to stereotype a jock which is actually an athlete. It is any ill minded person , with no P.L.U.R towards anything in life , with no light in his soul, or just straight in plain afrikaans, 'n naier wat nie hoort.
The "Tj" in Tjock, is pronounced like the "ch" in "church

What a tjock
He is such a tjock

Tjock by Manchine September 10, 2012

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du är tjock

tjockis, fat dude, fat girl, fat person, fat trolling, fat reks, versualitetiskt rekt, tjocken, tjock som fan, tjock, sarcastic joking about fatness

Person#1: Hello du är tjock.

Person#2: Bhenchode why the fuck you tell me that mader yaar.
Person#1: Bro I was joking cuz ur so fucking tjock
Person#3: Lmao ligma balls bitch

du är tjock by pungkulakungfu420 August 29, 2018

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Tjock • tjockis • Tjockisfilm • Tjockislunk • du är tjock • thock • Tock • twock • trocking • twocker(s)

Thock

Girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)

Omg Kimmmy look at his thock, I don’t think I can take that.

Wow that’s a nice thock !

Do you have a thock ?

Thock by Mike e February 11, 2021

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fockle trockle

A bunch of people sitting in a hot tub together.

Hey guys, come over and join the fockle trockle!

fockle trockle by KMTFM June 18, 2009

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Tjack

swedish slang for speed

That tjack is dope, maaan. I´ve been up for 9 days.

Tjack by UrkTheMan January 6, 2008

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thock

the sound signature of a deep sounding keyboard

damn that's one thocky board.
Wow it's so thocky!
but is your keyboard this thocky?

thock by icey_keebs August 27, 2021

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Tocker

A slang or euphemistic term for penis.

I slipped my hard, throbbing tocker inside her sopping wet vagoo.

Tocker by SemenSlurper December 21, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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