TIMPOTHY
Fuck all sympathy. I.e zero fucks given when somebody is in distress and needs a shoulder to cry on.
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Timothy
The best guy you could ever meet. A good husband , son, father and friend. He loves his family and friends with all his heart and will do anything to protect them. He has a temper if you make him mad but he is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. I had a timothy in my life and he was great this is in memorial as a small thing I can do. I'll never forget my timothy.
11-21-1977 to 7-20-18
11-21-1977 to 7-20-18
Timothy by BeebosForehead September 16, 2018
Timothy
Timothy will always be your best friend. He's caring and always cute no matter what. Timothy is good in bed and has a huge dick. He has wet dreams WAY too much. So date him if you can.
Timothy by Yeetingbitchesismylife March 6, 2020
Timothy
Timothy is the best guy you will ever know. He's sweet, caring, funny, and a pretty cheesy guy. Everyone loves him, because he's a great guy all around. Handsome, amazing there are more words than you can count to describe how indescribable he is. He keeps those he loves close and his friends to. He may have problems with family, but he never makes it all about himself he makes it about you. He is an amazing boyfriend who comforts you and listens to you. If you ever meet a person named Timothy never let him go, because he is a amazing person and you will need him in your life.
(This is contributed to my amazing boyfriend Timothy <3)
(This is contributed to my amazing boyfriend Timothy <3)
Timothy by SoapyGirl ;3 December 19, 2018
Timothy
Timothy by TTTTTTTTimothyyyy October 21, 2019
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