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Three Fifths Compromise 

The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.
Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?

Nick: Yeah you know it.

Craig: How many girls you bringin'?

Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.

Craig: Fuck yeah!
Three Fifths Compromise by Muammad October 17, 2013

Three Fifths compromise 

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers
dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

Three-Fifths Compromise 

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.
I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026