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what I get everyday.
T H R E A T S are a great way of saying "technically I didn't hurt them...(physically)"

UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM FOR THE WIN
"I will rip that toung out of your mouth, twist it around your head and strangle you with it."
"haha. I'm in danger"
"threats :)"
Words you can keep
HEHEHEHEHEH here are 3 threats mwahaha UwU
"I shall rip out your tongue and twist It around your throat and choke you with it."
“How about this? Shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you.”
“One night I'm going to come to you inside of your house or wherever you’re sleeping and I’m going to cut your throat.”

:)
"Hey! How are you?"
"I use threats as a coping mechanism to hide the pain, you?"
"Uhm...g-good...I think....should I be scared?"
"Not yet."
Hym "You're not going to pay the price for what you're doing here and you're not making whatever point you're trying to make. These are not threats. It is the only our I'm willing to give you. I'm not just going to go away. Your kids don't need to die here."
Threats by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

e-threats 

When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D
xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
e-threats by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007

Def Threats 

an Australian mafia family who begun in 1995. said to be responsible for graffiti attacks on city trains and public property
'man, those def threats peeps are way crazy, they sprayed all up side of my whip' or

'did u see that def threats door 2 door running westline this morning?' or

kid1 'hey do u think one day we could be in def threats?'
kid2 'maybe, if we start earning some serious street cred'
Def Threats by Gemimer October 20, 2008

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.
"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"
Clown Threats by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016

*death threats 

D4DJ Girls Hyping, also known as Death Threats, refers to a series of video caption memes based on a fast-cut clip of four D4DJ characters vibing and dancing. The format was spawned by a version of the clip captioned "*Death Threats" and gained prominence in November 2021.....amogus
*death threats by @jotarofknkujo December 9, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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