This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

This is Patrick! by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

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no this is patrick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

no this is patrick by Mayo egg January 4, 2018

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No this is patrick

The best response used against anyone who comments "is this loss" on any meme

Person 1: iS tHiS LoSs
Person 2: no this is patrick

No this is patrick by Sku11smasher28 July 16, 2018

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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