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Think you 

What you text instead "thank you" when you want to make it clear that you're saying it in the high-pitched, nasally voice of a snobby white girl/queen bee who thrives off the pain of others and does NOT appreciate being told no.

Pronounced with the "th" sound of the word "the," often accompanied with a fake teethless smile and an eye roll.

"Yo beast u got that Spanish homework??!?"

"Not for you dude <3 <3 <4 <3"

"Thinks babe illllyyyysm"
"Katie, ummm, can you please like shut the eff up about Jared?! I'm so done with all ur drama. Mmmkay girl?"

"I mean he's been hitting me this is seriou-"

"K think you!!<3"
Think you by Trickster8901 June 9, 2017
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Think you douche-it-all 

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.
Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart 

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

You think you’re a big man for mocking me? 

One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.
Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”

So you think you loud? 

A phrase said to somebody who has a nice stereo system, such as a 12in subwoofer or larger system. Used to compliment them in a sarcastic way, intended to cause laughter.
Person1: Dang bro, i was bangin on the way to school today
Person 2: So you think you loud?
Person 1: Haha, Nahhh

You think you're fresh meat? 

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.
Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! 

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person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
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