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The Goddamn

1. Anything.

2. The Goddamn is a phrase that can replace any word(s) you don't feel like saying or can't think the name of. The Goddamn is most effective when delivered properly, often at the end of a sentence, confusing some while providing entertainment to yourself and others. When used properly, you will most likely get the response, "What the hell is the Goddamn?", or, "The Goddamn what?". If you are able to produce this result, give youself 2 points.
"Give me The Goddamn."

"Where the hell is Pete?"
"He's out talking on The Goddamn."

"Sorry I'm late, I had some trouble with The Goddamn."
The Goddamn by PeteNutz November 6, 2008
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the goddamn batman 

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"
From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

The Goddamn Reserve Challenge 

To travel around every Native reservation within a given province/or state and impregnate one in each reserve.
Dude 1: "Holy faaack dude, I just finished The Goddamn Reserve Challenge!"
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."

what in the goddamn 

You know that dumbass thing Benny says in FNV when you first meet back up with home on the Strip? Generally used when you encounter something you cannot believe, or refuse to believe.

I'm the Goddamn Batman 

The explanation batman has for everything he does.
-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

unleashed the goddamn 

when you are anrgy or very pumped up and you stomp your left foot on the ground grunting the word goddamn as you do it
man i just stubbed my toe on that chair

unleash it man

GODDAMN(while stomping your left foot)

wow!!! you just unleashed the goddamn
unleashed the goddamn by nacholibre224 September 28, 2009
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