The Funk

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.

by funkypriest July 4, 2009

THE FUNK

Noun: A feeling that you get when you just need to dance. This feeling overrides everything...you just NEED to dance. It is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.

"Dude, I'd come watch that movie right now but I've got a case of THE FUNK so badly that it hurts."

by T-Brew and A-Duh Smizzith July 20, 2009

The Funk

Different Interpretations depending on the current context.

1. In relation to a genre of music.

( Disco , Jazz , Soul )

2. Regarding material items or lifestyle.

( Money , Hustle , Liveliness , Vigorousness )

1. "Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die" - Play That Funky Music White Boy by Wild Cherry(1976)

2. "I hear a beat I grab the mic, and then I start this workin'
The kids around the way used to think that I was buggin
But they don't understand how I feel about the funk
I walk with the funk, I talk with the funk
I eat with the funk, I sleep with the funk
I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk
So now what do they say, when I'm walkin' up the block?
Boom shaka laka there goes the Chief Rocka" - Chief Rocka by Lords of the Underground(1993)

by LinguisticsOfTime October 28, 2019

the funk

To smell. REALLY REALLY BAD.

Damn, dude! take a shower, you got the funk!

by Anti January 2, 2005

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004

The Funk

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.

by Bearboarder June 28, 2006

The Funk

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!

You're getting no where with a girl. You hit the funk. BOOM! Too Easy.

by B.Row November 23, 2009