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the chris 

Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.
You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.
the chris by repeaterer January 21, 2005
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The chris 

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)
Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris
The chris by Flopovan July 26, 2021

The Chris 

A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!
Dude! liking The Chris style!
The Chris by redblueblur February 17, 2025
The Action of spitting in a relatives butthole who disrespected you.
Golly he gave him “THE CHRIS” after he disrespected his wife
The Chris by yepoke May 21, 2026

the chris lopez 

A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?

The Chris Effect 

The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.
Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"
The Chris Effect by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019

The Chris Riley 

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
The Chris Riley by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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