A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.
Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.
***Praise be the can***
Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*
A small crappy town in Texas about an hour south of Dallas on I-45. Known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of Wolf Brand Chili. The people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. This is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total shit out of enormous jealousy. It is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. In the mid-1990's, Mildred High School outside of Corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the State.
The town is also mentioned in a Max Stalling song "Probably Corsicana"
I'm not going to see my Parents in The Can this weekend. I don't feel like being around a bunch of socially retarded dumbasses.
(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.