That's why 

a phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment.

Why is she so dark? She's been tanning it up that's why.

That's why by KBuan March 16, 2010

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

that's why you gay 

when you ackin up and someone tells you to stop, you accues them of being gay

don't you yell at my muh fucckin babies. pussy nigga. that's why you gay

that's why you gay by niggas like you gettin fucked April 19, 2018

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. 

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. by Walker May 14, 2014

that's why you're still a virgin 

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

that's why you're still a virgin by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

that's why your shoes raggedy 

top 10 quotes before disaster

"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...

that's why your shoes raggedy by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 4, 2021

that's why you're getting a 15% in english 

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

that's why you're getting a 15% in english by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017