The sound you make when you go to sit down but the chair is farther away from your ass than you anticipated, or not even there, so you do a full falling spasm.

Person 1: 'Oh look, a chair.'

*Starts to sit down*

*Person 2 pulls the chair away*

Person 1: 'TISPT.' *falls over*

Person 2: 'Ahahahahaha.'

Tispt by Cheesyla October 30, 2011

Related Words

TGISP • twisp • TGIP • TGISC • thispostisuseless • TiSP • tgipd • TGISB! • Thisp • thispagewillneverload.com

TGIP

An acronym for the phrase "Thank god I'm pretty"

Used after an epic fail.
For example:

After Emma slipped and landed on her ass, everyone started laughing. To express to her peers that she is confident enough to laugh at her self she would say,"TGIP".

TGIP by seniors2011watsupbitches September 13, 2011

tgipd

thank god its pay day

TGIPD because I'm in the mood for a shopping spree =]

tgipd by hello_beautiful3647 August 14, 2008

TGIP

Thank God I'm Pretty: when you do something stupid, a cover up for the mistake.

You: I got benched for the whole game. TGIP.

TGIP by matarocks September 13, 2011

Trispatricksan

A severe disease of the Twitter stream. Major side effects include Twitter spam and an inability to use instant messenger clients.

Have you checked Twitter tonight? It's nothing but trispatricksan!

Trispatricksan by Perry D. Mann July 12, 2009

Trisp

Another word for Sperm. The sticky white stuff that comes from the penis

Look that plastic bag is full of trisp

Trisp by Rhettrick April 7, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026