Tispt

The sound you make when you go to sit down but the chair is farther away from your ass than you anticipated, or not even there, so you do a full falling spasm.

Person 1: 'Oh look, a chair.'

*Starts to sit down*

*Person 2 pulls the chair away*

Person 1: 'TISPT.' *falls over*

Person 2: 'Ahahahahaha.'

Tispt by Cheesyla October 30, 2011

Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

‘tistic 

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.

Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment

‘tistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

awe-tistic 

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

awe-tistic by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

Tiptoer 

Another name for a Pedophile.

Jess: Mr.G is such a tiptoer!
Rhianne: I know right! He uploaded videos of young girls to his private youtube!

Tiptoer by obiejess April 15, 2014

Tipster 

An attendee to Duke University's Talent Identification Program and had to have scored above a 540 in Math or Verbal on their SATs. Ages ranging from 13 to 17.

The tipster spent most of his time studying and was able to snag a 700 on his Verbal SATs at the age of 14.

Tipster by Tipster October 2, 2005