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Tispt

The sound you make when you go to sit down but the chair is farther away from your ass than you anticipated, or not even there, so you do a full falling spasm.
Person 1: 'Oh look, a chair.'

*Starts to sit down*

*Person 2 pulls the chair away*

Person 1: 'TISPT.' *falls over*

Person 2: 'Ahahahahaha.'
by Cheesyla October 30, 2011
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Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
by Robistro September 5, 2012
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‘tistic

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.
Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment
by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021
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awe-tistic

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.
Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.
by RangerGeek January 8, 2017
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Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.
Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.
by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009
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Tiptoer

Jess: Mr.G is such a tiptoer!
Rhianne: I know right! He uploaded videos of young girls to his private youtube!
by obiejess April 15, 2014
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Tipster

An attendee to Duke University's Talent Identification Program and had to have scored above a 540 in Math or Verbal on their SATs. Ages ranging from 13 to 17.
The tipster spent most of his time studying and was able to snag a 700 on his Verbal SATs at the age of 14.
by Tipster October 2, 2005
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