A rapper on soundcloud who promotes the fact that who good from couch to couch. He's usually rapping about drugs or being sad but every now and then raps about murder and love.
Tejus is the epitome of maturity and genius. He would make Einstein jealous, and Batman already is. The most handsome glorious Creation ever made. People who don't respect him already will soon begin to know how awesome he is
To the point, teenus means a tiny penis, however the combination of spelling is altered. However, it is used as a mild offence, such as poo, egghead, and bumface.
"OMG, that Lee Kersen Mascerenhas is such a teenus, he is always eating sausage".
a) is a fucking idiot
b) is about as smart as a brain-dead slug, if not dumber.
c) is a fucking fag
d) thinks he has a PhD but in reality is a fucking fucktard e) loves to have threesomes with B-lush and his boyfriend abdul and loves being assblasted
f) doesn't know how to argue and makes fucked up and stupid claims that he cannot back up.
g) will never back up his claims and runs away like a fucking coward.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!