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tedane by user5552169 September 6, 2022
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Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.
"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."
Teaneck by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005
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Teaneale 

A name for the most awesome girl ever. A girl who is constantly thinking about others and never herself. Good looking, kind, selfless, and funny. Loves surrounding herself with close friends and always enjoys life.
Teaneale is the best girl you know
Teaneale by damgirl March 10, 2015
yo a teaner is a reference to cocaine. its 1.75 grams, or a half of a 8-ball.(bieng 3.5 grams)
yo im about to go pick up a teaner from shady jake.
teaner by poisonous pill June 14, 2006

tedaleded 

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.
Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!
tedaleded by afgmobster October 5, 2009
does not mean a dick stupid fucker. Teaneck is a town 15 mins from the NYC. It is the 2nd exit off of rt 80 and basically where the NJ Turnpike begins. Teaneck is split into many sections, where even the HS has the "spanish" doors, the "black doors", etc. And no matter what, there is no such thing as raciscm against white ppl. Its ALWAYS against black ppl...even tho 72% of the HS is black...make sense??..Yeah reverse discrimination is a big thing. Always the 1st town to voluntarily intergrate during the segragation period. Boring, yet a very nice town to enjoy menorah and dreidel shopping, and enjoy very fine kosher meals. Also, don't expect anything to be open on SATURDAY OR Sunday because the Jewish laws(lol) close everything on Saturday and the Blue Law closes everything on Sunday...But all in all...ppl still stick around cuz no1 every leaves...
Yo, lets go to the 'neck(teaneck) and enjoy some fine latkas and kosher soda!! werdddd...
Teaneck by werrddd December 28, 2005
1.75 grams of a drug, or half of an 8 ball. Not just cocaine, a teaner can also refer to meth.
I just picked up a teaner from Jeff but I wish I could have bought a whole ball.
Teaner by babycakes253 February 21, 2011
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