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The Simpsons

Truly the greatest show ever made. period. the setting is still somewhat in the 1990s,yet they still parody things like the i phone and current events, like the bp oil spill,up coming election,ect. the best thing about this show, is the vast world inside of it. matt groening may have a massive ego,acording to some family guy creators.(look at what hes created!!!). family guy has ran out of ideas, turning stewie from a evil genious baby to a latent homosexual adult in a babys body.they got cancelled twice. homers still the same alcoholic fatass who gets into all kinds of crazy shit and they still get alot of ratings. and FG riped off the simpsons,big time. peter is same as homer-alcoholic,fat,stupid,poor judgement,dad. lois,marge-wife,more calm and collected than husband,the one who talks husband out of stupid shit. bart chris-son,does bad at school.(chris and bart are not the same per se,seth had to dodge copyright laws).Meg Lisa-smart,social outcast. stewie maggie-evil baby, no one notics it. maggie has shot someone just like stewie. only maggie did it like 10 years earlier.
by keepskatin'bro December 1, 2011
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Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.
MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".
by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011
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Gurty

1. A combination of gross and dirty.
guy 1: plays 2 g 1 c and dubstep at same time
guy 2: thats so gurty
by keepskatin'bro August 28, 2012
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scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.
skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy
by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011
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Mcgangbang

a sandwich that is a mc double from mc donalds, and a mc chicken patty in between the two beef pattys. fills you up for two dollars.
mcgangbang is a hobo sandwich
by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011
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tec 9

a crappy handgun that can spray bullets. very cheap. the only reason it was in gta was because of columbine, and the gangs that use these guns.
tec 9 is notorious only because of gangs and columbine
by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011
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youtube troll

someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.
youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse

JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".
by keepskatin'bro November 29, 2011
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