kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.
by keepskatin'bro January 01, 2012
the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
by keepskatin'bro June 05, 2011
"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill
by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011
the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.
skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy
by keepskatin'bro November 04, 2011
a crappy handgun that can spray bullets. very cheap. the only reason it was in gta was because of columbine, and the gangs that use these guns.
by keepskatin'bro June 12, 2011
music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.
" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black
by keepskatin'bro May 30, 2011
a show that really isnt funny. a good analogy is basically when you are bored and are eating just to eat, but all you have in the kitchen is stale crackers, watching this show is that, but in a tv show form. or a way to pass time until family guy or simpsons comes on. a show that relfects whats worst about middle america. all the homophobia, latent racism, general close mindedness. life is too short and frustrating to be deprived ofa genuinly funny show.
this show is somewhat sentamental to me, but i will not be affected if i miss an episode. king of the hill is very dry humor.
by keepskatin'bro May 05, 2011