TAM! 

Those Aren't Muskets!, and internet sketch comedy group, consisting of Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson, Brett Rader, Brian Kelly, Ryan Ricketts, and Lara Pickle. The name comes from a line from Star Trek.

"TAM!"
"I don't... that's... what?"
"Those aren't muskets!
"Oh... of course..."

TAM! by Dedguy August 2, 2009

Tam 

The best person you will ever meet. She will be the most precious person to ever enter your life. Every moment with her is memorable and full of joy. Not only is she pretty, but she also has an amazing personality. Tam does not realize how beautiful she is and will always sell herself short, so she always needs a reminder of her how beautiful and appreciated she is. She is very sensitive, delicate, tries her best not to burden others, and likes to keep her troubles to herself. All that will only make you want to become a more significant person in her life and be that person she can open up to during her darkest moments. She is easy to talk to and is comfortable to be around, which makes it easy to be yourself around her. She is the most supportive and accepting person ever. She is also artistic and creative, and will always surprise you with creative, handmade gifts.

Tam is so similar and relatable, sometimes I am convinced that she is the female version of me. Our connection is so strong that I genuinely believe she is my soul-mate.

Saranghae Tam.

Tam by Goochi Mane May 24, 2021

Tam 

Tam is an extremely kind, deep thinking friend. She is stronger than she looks and rarely cries in front of others. She can talk, type, and write at amazing speeds, and always has something to say. She is someone who appears very reserved until you get to know her but once you are close with her, she will open up a lot. She is a great listener who doesn't think that talking behind someone's back is a crime. Tam can also write a story in close to no time flat. Tam is an amazing tree climber. Tam is amazingly hot. She is also really reasonable when it comes to opinions and can see her own faults, but doesn't let that stop her.

Tam is my best friend.

Person: Hey, who's way up high in that tree?
Me: Oh, that's Tam.

Tam can carry like 7 conversations on at the same time and still have deep stuff to say.

Tam by Teegan Sygabeth Shatzler August 3, 2013

tam 

a vietnamese name. means "heart"

OMG. that chick tam is such a bitch. haha jkay(:

tam by funkaylaydee May 29, 2008

Tam 

extremely hot chick who is an animal in the sack and gives you a throbbing cock

"dude...i fucked tam..."
"dude"*high fives*

Tam by micksterdidit May 10, 2009

tam 

Magic Mushrooms, or shrooms, commonly used in the Chicagoland area

Chicago guy: wanna buy some tam?
New York guy: wtf is tam?
Chicago guy: shrooms dumbfuck everyone in chicago knows that

tam by fattymagee11 October 8, 2011

Tam 

The type of person who is very sexual, very controlling and always ready to party. A Tam may be a person who tends to drink excessively and take pills(maybe ecstasy) at the same time, while always maintaining this dominating presence. Although these types of people are demanding at times they are sensitive and for some reason many people tend to be drawn to a Tam. Their power is mainly derived from their good looks and sexual nature.

EX:

Tam: You're coming out drinking with me tonight and we're gonna have fun.
Scott: I can't keep doing this. I need to study.
Tam: I promise I'll make it worth your while...(sexual referance)
Scott: (Shrugs) Ughh fine I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Tam: (Pushes person up against wall and breathes in to neck)
Person: You always do this. Stop it I know you have a girl friend and you're just drunk right now.
Tam: You know you want me. We'll be together by the end of the year.

Tam by EA315 December 13, 2010