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Bro Table 

The deadliest group of people. These 12 guys are the realest niggas from Vanier who will body anybody in their ways.
1: Yo is that Bro Table
2: Yeah man we should stay away from them
1: Oh shit true
Bro Table by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

Bro Table 

The sexiest group of guys that you will ever meet. This group is composed of the 12 most real niggas from Vanier. If you ever come across these guys then you better pray for the best.
1: Yo is that Bro Table?
2: Yeah man we better watch out before something happens.
1: Oh shit
Bro Table by Guacamiless January 22, 2021

Table broken 

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.
That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.
Table broken by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN 

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

oh no our table it's broken 

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
oh no our table it's broken↓
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN

Oh no our table it’s broken 

Oh no our table it’s broken!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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