Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) by Lil2high July 21, 2024

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T2Darlantan

A popular vlogger, first made famous on youtube and now resides on bliptv.

His real name is Jason King.

New guy: "Dude, have you heard of this T2Darlantan guy?"

Guy 2: "Duh, he's famous on youtube. I'm a part of his army!"

T2Darlantan by Matt Down June 21, 2011

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T2Darlantan

Some guy that got popular by faking he had Diablo 3 Beta. Is known on Youtube.

"Very Fat Things"

He plays video games, has a more Internet social life rather than an outside social life. And despite popular belief, isn't a virgin.

T2Darlantan:"I like doing very fat things"

T2Darlantan by Trumbul January 29, 2009

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