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Time to Die
Bitch if you dont take your dick outa my woman. It's gonna be your T2D.
T2D by UnknownTruth February 2, 2004
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Time to die. That moment when you realise Justin Bieber is married but you are not.
Dude 1: "Shit man looks like Justin Bieber got married it seems"

Dude 2: "T2d man!"
T2D by Shanmuga December 27, 2019

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) 

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

T2Darlantan 

A popular vlogger, first made famous on youtube and now resides on bliptv.

His real name is Jason King.
New guy: "Dude, have you heard of this T2Darlantan guy?"

Guy 2: "Duh, he's famous on youtube. I'm a part of his army!"
T2Darlantan by Matt Down June 21, 2011

T2Darlantan 

Some guy that got popular by faking he had Diablo 3 Beta. Is known on Youtube.

"Very Fat Things"

He plays video games, has a more Internet social life rather than an outside social life. And despite popular belief, isn't a virgin.
T2Darlantan:"I like doing very fat things"
T2Darlantan by Trumbul January 29, 2009
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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