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T2D by UnknownTruth February 2, 2004
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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)
Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
Tonka Truck dick (T²d) by Lil2high July 21, 2024
T2Darlantan
Some guy that got popular by faking he had Diablo 3 Beta. Is known on Youtube.
"Very Fat Things"
He plays video games, has a more Internet social life rather than an outside social life. And despite popular belief, isn't a virgin.
"Very Fat Things"
He plays video games, has a more Internet social life rather than an outside social life. And despite popular belief, isn't a virgin.
T2Darlantan by Trumbul January 29, 2009
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