T.P.M. 

Acronym: Total Pike Move

To be the definition of a Douche bag...

This guy only wears Tall Tee's and Tank Tops....T.P.M.

T.P.M. by Brokellar November 1, 2010

T.P.M.F.B. 

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

T.P.M.F.B. by Pezuss July 24, 2011

ch.t.p.m 

Potentially Spanish phrase:

"chinga a tu puta madre tu"

Roughly translated to: "Fuck your mother".

Used in reference to kill stealing.

Posting on a wall of someone who stole many kills from you: "ch.t.p.m!"

ch.t.p.m by Xatike November 3, 2008

Y.T.P.M.V 

the internet was made for these glorious masterpieces of music made by mashing clips of videos and pitching the to the correct tone to make glorious music

“remember those old y.t.p.m.v's we used to listen to? they were awesome.”

Y.T.P.M.V by bashner April 15, 2025

i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m 

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Girl: i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m.

I want you to eat me out till i cum in your mouth then i want you to please me.

Boyfriend: say less😏

i.w.y.t.e.m.o.t.i.c.i.y.m.t.i.w.y.t.p.m by EElala November 12, 2021

T.E.P.M. 

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

T.E.P.M. by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

T.P.I.M.H

This/That person is my happiness

Reffering to someone who makes you happy:
T.P.I.M.H

T.P.I.M.H by G.x0 November 29, 2020