T-Cad 

T-Cad is a beverage that causes erectile dysfunction. If anybody is to drink T-Cad, they would have to strap down their penis to their thigh with some firm duct tape. If you are a girl, you will sprout a penis and have to deal with the effects of the drink. If T-Cad is spilt on the body, you will sprout nipples upon the area it was exposed to.

No one is safe.

I drank too much T-Cad.
God dammit my penis could pierce a mammoth.

T-Cad by dabid mulan August 6, 2012

cadillak't

The act of being or having been caddilak't. To be hit or have been hit by any one of the vehicles made by cadillac. Preferrably, a 1974 DeVille.

Whoa!! I thought we were gonna get CADILLAK'T!!

cadillak't by Ragnar October 23, 2002

Tcade 

A person who consistently makes foolish or unintelligent decisions; someone lacking common sense or basic understanding, describing something that is particularly foolish, nonsensical, or lacking in logic; something that is outright dumb.

"Don’t be such a tcade; the solution is right in front of you!"

Tcade by Henry Marks September 28, 2024