T shirt Fuck 

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

T shirt Fuck by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021

I don't shit a fuck 

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014

You don't know shit about fuck 

An extreme way to invalidate a person's opinion. It's a hardcore dis meant to bring the person it's directed at to complete silence.

Marven: This war is like fucking awesome yo!
Shanaynay: You don't know shit about fuck,asshole.
Marven:....................well damn.

You don't know shit about fuck by Crazyspirit November 8, 2007

i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

i don't give a fuck about shit by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

this shit ain't fucking right 

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

this shit ain't fucking right by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work 

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work by Henrey S July 4, 2020

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

I don't care for this fucking shit by gateboy6 June 10, 2013