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this mug isn't for drinking
I just used this page to design a mug since urban dictionary keeps on talking about mugs so i thought it would be cool if i could design one
this mug isn't for drinking by personusingtheurbandictionary September 6, 2025
I didn't shit for doomsday
A phrase used to describe someone who is completely unprepared for the basic, unglamorous realities of a crisis or survival situation. While they might hoard weapons, ammo, or food, they have entirely neglected essential sanitary needs like toilet paper, waste management, or hygiene supplies.
He thinks he’s a hardcore survivalist just because he bought a EMP-proof solar generator and a carbon-fiber crossbow, but I didn't shit for doomsday is the exact vibe he’s giving off when the plumbing actually fails and he realizes he has zero toilet paper.
I didn't shit for doomsday by @preptasticvoyage October 21, 2026
Ain't nobody got time for dat!
The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"
You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Ain't nobody got time for dat! by Triford January 16, 2013
Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.
Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??
Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!
OR
Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!
OR
Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Ain't nobody got time for dat! by cold pops February 9, 2013
don't come for me
Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
don't come for me by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.