Definitions by @preptasticvoyage
Waist Lackin
The state of being so deeply insecure about your outfit’s aesthetic that you refuse to wear a fanny pack or waist bag. It is the act of completely sacrificing hands-free comfort and utility just to avoid looking goofy. Someone who is "waist lackin" would rather explode their jeans pockets with a phone, wallet, keys, and lip balm than simply buckle up a convenient pouch.
“Bro, why are you carrying your phone, wallet, and portable charger in your hands like a caveman?”
“I wanted to bring my fanny pack, but I didn't want to look weird.”
“Stop bein' waist lackin and just buckle it on, no one cares.”
“I wanted to bring my fanny pack, but I didn't want to look weird.”
“Stop bein' waist lackin and just buckle it on, no one cares.”
Waist Lackin by @preptasticvoyage October 21, 2026
I didn't shit for doomsday
A phrase used to describe someone who is completely unprepared for the basic, unglamorous realities of a crisis or survival situation. While they might hoard weapons, ammo, or food, they have entirely neglected essential sanitary needs like toilet paper, waste management, or hygiene supplies.
He thinks he’s a hardcore survivalist just because he bought a EMP-proof solar generator and a carbon-fiber crossbow, but I didn't shit for doomsday is the exact vibe he’s giving off when the plumbing actually fails and he realizes he has zero toilet paper.
I didn't shit for doomsday by @preptasticvoyage October 21, 2026