T O T E S 

When you want to say totally but dont want to spell out totally

Man That Waz RUDE!!!!1!

T O T E S

T O T E S by Black Heart January 15, 2009

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. 

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

S.C.O.T.E. 

S.C.O.T.E. is an ancorymn for(Sexually Chosen Of The Environment) this term is meant for Chad, Tyrone, Dirty Dick Rodyney, Pookie, Ray Ray, Bitch Made Simps, Tradcons, Mangina's , Maggles, and Daggles who would like to continue giving women power. While at the same time destroying the environment in order to maintain her power and a chance for female validation.

A Bitch Made Simp catches his women cheating and doesn't end the relationship. By that definition he is a S.C.O.T.E.

S.C.O.T.E. by Mr Imp September 7, 2020

E.O.T.S.P 

Everybody on the same page.

Ok, is E.O.T.S.P for this project?

E.O.T.S.P by Scott Shiffith October 13, 2010

P.O.E.T.S. 

Used primarily in the Australian Construction Industry. Denotes an early finish on a Friday afternoon. Stands for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday."

Worker 1: "Got much on for this afternoon?"
Worker 2: "P.O.E.T.S. afternoon mate"

P.O.E.T.S. by drizzle872 October 21, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

C L O U T M A S T E R 

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

C L O U T M A S T E R by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019