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T O T E S

When you want to say totally but dont want to spell out totally
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T O T E S
by Black Heart January 15, 2009
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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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S.C.O.T.E.

S.C.O.T.E. is an ancorymn for(Sexually Chosen Of The Environment) this term is meant for Chad, Tyrone, Dirty Dick Rodyney, Pookie, Ray Ray, Bitch Made Simps, Tradcons, Mangina's , Maggles, and Daggles who would like to continue giving women power. While at the same time destroying the environment in order to maintain her power and a chance for female validation.
A Bitch Made Simp catches his women cheating and doesn't end the relationship. By that definition he is a S.C.O.T.E.
by Mr Imp September 7, 2020
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E.O.T.S.P

Ok, is E.O.T.S.P for this project?
by Scott Shiffith October 13, 2010
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P.O.E.T.S.

Used primarily in the Australian Construction Industry. Denotes an early finish on a Friday afternoon. Stands for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday."
Worker 1: "Got much on for this afternoon?"
Worker 2: "P.O.E.T.S. afternoon mate"
by drizzle872 October 21, 2011
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT
Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.
by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019
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