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T-cake evans
t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
T-cake evans by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021
pwn't cake
pwn't cake by I'm an Outsider April 23, 2006
Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022
That Bitch don’t eat cake
Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.
That Bitch don’t eat cake by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022
you can't have your cake and eat it too
This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
you can't have your cake and eat it too by bmiles October 1, 2006
Throw cake in't pond
Throw cake in't pond by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026