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Russian hybrid martial arts. Mixture between Sambo and other martial arts....taught to Spensnaz and russian forces.
Apparently it kicks ass.

It's coming out of russia slowly now
Systema is a sect of martial arts
Systema by sdfgsdgsdg November 23, 2009
Words you can keep
a brand of airsoft guns that shits on the competition, systema is a professional training weapon, stock comes with up to 500fps, also most of them come in a "challenge kit" meaning you put the gun together yourself, the guns range between 900 - 2100$ so all you echo1 and jing gong fan boys don't get too excited because i doubt your mommys gonna rush out and by you one of these
11 yr. old - ahhh HEY MAN AWSOME GUN WHAT IS THAT ?!?! IT MUST BE ECHO1 OR SOMETHING AWSOME OMFG !!!!

more experienced most likely ex marine - uhhh .... no .. its a systema ...

11 yr. old - awww man thats sweet ill give you like 70$ for it thats 10$ more than my awsome echo1

ex marine - kid how bout you go fuck yourself this gun is worth more than your life go play in the back yard with your gay little friends
systema by oldbig January 22, 2009

Systema C.A.I. 

Sistema C.A.I. or Cambio Arma Istantaneo (Instantaneous Armament Change System) A complex puzzle of four storm boxes, four rain boxes, two lightning boxes, two sun boxes, and four cloud boxes. Only one who can utilize all five of these types of dying will flames can use this weapon to full effect. So far the only person capable of it is Gokudera. The main structure is a set of four circular bone shields that protect the user from attacks or can immobilize enemy box weapons. The storm flames of the bone rings are lightly covered in rain flames, which neutralize the initial part of the attack. Of the sixteen boxes, there are four skull rings for each of the other dying will flames, Uri, and Flame Arrow. The main method of attack of burst of dying will flame or missile projectiles that have two kinds of flames. The strength of this combination is the instantaneous change from one weapon to another, which give the weapon a high degree of unpredictability. The most powerful attack is the combination of Storm and Lightning flames into a concentrated burst called Flame Thunder. Gamma believes this to be an original invention of Innocenti, because of its flashiness.
Uri, the leopard cub is a component of Gokudera Hayato's Systema C.A.I.
Systema C.A.I. by vall94 November 4, 2009

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.
"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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