Dude: Dude, your itching your nutsack a lot, whats wrong?
Other Dude: Dude, I think I have a disease.
Dude: Well, what's your symptoms?
Other Dude: Well, it itches.. my anus is seeping, my hair is
falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), I have
explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, I have a craving for 80's hair and Glam metal, and one of my nuts
shriveled up!
Dude: WHAT THE %^&????????????
Other Dude: WHAT?!
Dude: I THINK YOU HAVE Syphagonnaherpaaids!
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Just shoot yourself, trust me :D