Syngeon

A superhuman lord who carries a superhuman sword. Syngeon is the archaic god of beasts. All beasts great and small prostrate themselves before him for fear of his wrath, which includes humans as well. He has superhuman agility and speed, but is most well known for his superhuman strength. Women fantasize about him due to tales of his savage and animal like love making.

That guy is so savage when he plays sports he is a total Syngeon out on the field.
Oh Tina I had such a fun time last night, my husband was a complete Syngeon in the bedroom.

Syngeon by Jared hawkins February 16, 2019

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Syngeon

The weirdest breed known to mankind. Requires both the vagina and penis. Therefore may have sex with itself.

James: What is that???
Ethan: I can't tell, must be a Syngeon!

Syngeon by Johnson2011 June 14, 2011

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Syngeon • syngenesophobia • syngion_

syngion_

a cool tiktok mutual. ur tiktok famous

syngion_ is soooo cool. syngion_ is the definition of someone cool.

syngion_ by kyaaoou November 17, 2021

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syngenesophobia

relative fear, aunt fear, uncle fear, cousin fear, relative phobia, aunt phobia, uncle phobia, cousin phobia

I have Syngenesophobia also know as fear of relative

syngenesophobia by SeleneM December 27, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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