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Simulated Anal 

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
Simulated Anal by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature
In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

simulated blumpkin 

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...
simulated blumpkin by evilleppy June 13, 2020

200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft 

A YouTube video uploaded by jjkay03 about a Minecraft survival experiment including 200 players scattered across 4 different islands, the peaceful plains, The hot desert, the dangerous jungle and extreme snowy taiga. Each player was given a single life and no help at all.

Who will Survive?
Yo you seen 200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft?

....no?

simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.
He just a simulated wood.
simulated wood by Derek Williams September 9, 2003

flight simulater 

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot
I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.
flight simulater by localasshole August 14, 2006
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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