sylvester stallone 

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.

Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.

sylvester stallone by Oz January 17, 2005

Sylvester Stallone 

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.

Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.

Sylvester Stallone by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007

Sylvester Stallone 

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo

Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".

Sylvester Stallone by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011

Sylvester Stallone 

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

Sylvester Stallone by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

sylvester stallone 

Sexy...Fit... Gorgeous... Meooooowwweeeeee!!!!!!!

Sylvester stallone is fit ad fuk !!!!

sylvester stallone by josieknight May 2, 2006

Sylvester Stallone 

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster 

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019