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prime example that metal is alive and well in 2014.

awesome british band from reading, berkshire, england.

consists of josh middleton(guitar/vocals)

carl parnell(bass)

rob callard(drums)

and alex bailey(rhythm guitar)

they originally had jamie graham as the singer but he left in 2010. josh middleton(who formed the band himself at the age of 15) took over while also playing guitar.

they have 3 studio albums-
Conclusion of an Age (Nuclear Blast, 2008)
Edge of the Earth (Nuclear Blast, 2011);

Monolith (Nuclear Blast, 2012)
hopefully another record on the way in 2014 or 2015 as well.

and 2 EP's:
Casting Shadows (In at the Deep End, 2006)
The Supreme Oppressor (In At The Deep End, 2008)

brutal band altogether. they also make great cover songs. heavily influenced by pantera and death, among others. really good music to drive on the highway to.
i was listening to sylosis on full blast as i showered and it had me all fired up for the day.
Sylosis by leaveit2keeler1 January 12, 2014
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Reverse Pubic Sylosis 

It effects 12 million men every year.
The condition when the pubic hair grows out of the head and the regular hair, grows from the pubic area.
Geoff has reverse pubic sylosis, if you look close enough, you can find a small penis.
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solosising 

The act of sticking yourself so far up a women's vagina, that you become a fetus.
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A Psychic-type Pokémon from the Unova region (Generation V).
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Solosis is a cool unovan Pokémon.
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A state of near-total uniformity within a group of ideas, opinions, people, or systems, characterised by minimal internal variation and strong convergence. Often used critically to describe intellectual, cultural, or ideological homogeneity.
The department suffered from synosis, discouraging dissent and original thought.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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