solosising

The act of sticking yourself so far up a women's vagina, that you become a fetus.

Person One - Where are you?
Person Two - I'm Solosising

by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 26, 2017

Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.

Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.

by robeezie January 19, 2013

spologising

spologising is a word having around the same meaning as apologizing but here if we make typos. This mistake has occured many times in text by people who have newly developed brains

Nadiia told her to stop spologising

by www.okok May 4, 2023

slossing

fighting in a very old fashioned way. Bare hands and only alternating punches are allowed.

They took it outside. Mike started by throwing a punch and Ivanov replied with a right hook. It was slossing.

by mr rascal January 7, 2012

Slossing

The act of washing one's manlihood in the sink, most commonly practised with water although on VERY rare occasions (once) done with mouthwash.

He decided a quick 'Slossing' was needed in order to freshen up in preparation for doing the "uhh."

I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'

by Renf September 15, 2018

solosing

Solosing can be defined as the act of hiding to consume what you have because you don't want to share with anyone.
Solosing can also be defined as the act of eating something in the presence of people while trying not to be caught in order not to share with the person or people in the environment

I caught Victor solosing a slice of pizza in the bathroom

by Malviq October 3, 2021