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Shlossing 

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.
Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.
Shlossing by robeezie January 19, 2013
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spologising 

spologising is a word having around the same meaning as apologizing but here if we make typos. This mistake has occured many times in text by people who have newly developed brains
Nadiia told her to stop spologising
spologising by www.okok May 4, 2023

slossing 

fighting in a very old fashioned way. Bare hands and only alternating punches are allowed.
They took it outside. Mike started by throwing a punch and Ivanov replied with a right hook. It was slossing.
slossing by mr rascal January 7, 2012

Slossing 

The act of washing one's manlihood in the sink, most commonly practised with water although on VERY rare occasions (once) done with mouthwash.
He decided a quick 'Slossing' was needed in order to freshen up in preparation for doing the "uhh."

I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'
Slossing by Renf September 15, 2018

solosing 

Solosing can be defined as the act of hiding to consume what you have because you don't want to share with anyone.
Solosing can also be defined as the act of eating something in the presence of people while trying not to be caught in order not to share with the person or people in the environment
I caught Victor solosing a slice of pizza in the bathroom
solosing by Malviq October 3, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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