Swollening

When your ex is mad because he's your ex and he can't spell past a first grade level, so he spells "swallowing" S-w-o-l-l-e-n-i-n-g.

The only thing my ex-girlfriend was good at was swollening.

Swollening by thefirstlastlove March 4, 2025

Smolleting 

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

Smolleting by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

swoening

Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on

Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory

swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009

snollering

The act of sustained snorting while laughing

NK
still snollering at TG 's dad jokes

TG
I can't believe JW's pants fell out of his bag in front of everyone, I'm still snollering about it.

snollering by TreNadz April 27, 2010

Swolling 

Instead of trolling someone's facebook page, this is the act of swolling it. To spam a friend(s) page with multiple phrases like "got swole? too swole. too much swole" repeatedly.

Friend 1. "Bro I was up swolling your page last night"

Friend 2. "I know. I got like 17 notifications."

Swolling by tooswoleforyou666 July 31, 2011

Swolling 

The act of of becoming swole or muscular, and looking like a douche bag. Term often used by football players.

"Trenton said he's going swolling."
"He's such a douche bag."

Swolling by Darkflufatron June 2, 2016

Swolling 

The act of getting Swoll

I’m Swolling in the gym .

Swolling by DaddySwolling May 23, 2019