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switch hitter 

"You know John?"

"Yeah why"

"Turns out he's a switch hitter! Never even entered my gaydar..."
switch hitter by igdoritos January 14, 2021

Switch Hitter 

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.
I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.
Switch Hitter by J Milbs November 3, 2007

switch hitter 

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.
switch hitter by smalldong November 25, 2013

Switch Hitter 

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.
its hard to be a switch hitter.
Switch Hitter by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

switch hitter 

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.
it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.
switch hitter by yawn April 14, 2004