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Swish And Flick 

Origin = Harry potter

Verb. = ''Sally what are you doing after school today?''

''gonna 'Swish And Flick' myself''

'Swish And Flick' is a term used to describe Female Masturbation, made popular by Harry Potter Puppet Pal's. It is a take-off of the phrase "The Swish and Flick", which is the wrist movement required to preform the Hover Charm. Swish and Flick is also a Wizard rock band.
''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''
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swish and flicker 

"swish and flicker - that's my favorite"
swish and flicker by ellimae July 15, 2009

Swish and Flicked-Her 

When the man swishes his penis around inside the girls wet vagina, then flicks his penis on her, sending her pussy juices all over her--Swish and Flicked-Her.
Bob:

My girl was so wet last night I accidentaly swish and flicked-her

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008