''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak