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To fake some out, or when you get faked out.
"Didn't Timmothy go to Pikesville last year" "No" "SWIRLS!"
I thought that was Rex. SWIRLS!
Swirls by Robbie B July 24, 2008
Words you can keep
Wheels off an integra gsr that look like swirls.
Those swirls look good on that hatch.
Swirls by Andrew December 24, 2004
The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.
That stomach flu gave me the swirls, I'd better mop this diarrhea off my bathroom floor now.
swirls by willmst January 20, 2017

strawberry swirls 

A man ejaculates on to the stomach of a lady. Another woman then bleeds into this and swirls it around and then eats it.

Sphincter Swirl 

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.
DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!
Sphincter Swirl by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.
Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.
coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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