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Swingshift 

Term used to describe a multipolar coworker. The personality of said person may change at a moments notice.
Ol' swingshift just went ape sh!+. Man, I didn't even see it coming.
Swingshift by Tricepatops March 16, 2017
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Swingshift 

A multipolar coworker, whose polarity changes throughout the work shift.

Also used to describe someone's change in mood throughout the day. One who irritates coworkers because of never knowing who you will get.
Yo Zach, what polarity will swingshift be after break?
Swingshift by Dirty Red no. 2 March 27, 2017

swingshift 

A work-shift that usually starts from around mid-afternoon to midnight.
"i need you to work for the swingshift today, just until 2am or something"
swingshift by Defalt_io November 12, 2018
When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.
You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.
Slingshit by gregben March 14, 2022

Swing shift 

The powerhouse of of the work force. Swing shift are those heaviest relied upon to get the job done, get it done right, and get it done fast. If Chuck Norris had a 9-5, this would be him.
"I'm going to need your help today in order to get all these tickets done, you're my swing shift!"
Swing shift by boom shadow January 26, 2010

Swineshit 

When one surpasses the level of fuckboy, the next step in a bitch ass' evolution occurs. Can only be achieved when holding a fuckstone turning trade. Basically when you become such a fuckboy there wasn't a word to discribe you, till now.
Swineshit) - Yo, I was at the party on halloween and I took body shots off a girl and almost kissed one of them! Oh bro it was so coool!
(Yo ass) - Nigga you beyond therapy, you ain't even a fuckboy Gtfo with your swineshit crap.
Swineshit by Willshady January 3, 2016

Swingshitpopcorn 

Swing-shit-popcorn
The act of falling off a swing then shitting popcorn all over the floor.
Dan: Whoa dude! Aaron just swingshitpopcorn'd!
Ellie: AWESOME!
Swingshitpopcorn by ArcaneArtemis February 8, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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