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Swim Fan 

Chick who is obsessed over you and will not take no for an answer no matter what. Than after sex starts to stalk you to no end.
See the movie Swim Fan
Swim Fan by 78jm68se July 23, 2011
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swim fan 

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends
Dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my fucking life is in danger!
swim fan by Hashmark February 22, 2009
A person that turns from fan to fanatic to stalking.
"Swimfan Baldwin really did a number on Bieber."
"Swimfan Baldwin really studied all of Gomez to try to be like her."
Swimfan by Glitterz710 March 12, 2023
When someone stalks/ obsesses over another person, like wants to BE/be with that person.

Eg. Hailey Baldwin is a swimfan for Justin Bieber and his ex Selena Gomez.
Hailey Baldwin is a super swimfan for Selena Gomez, it's quite creepy.
Swimfan by BonBonBond March 12, 2023
adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior
That girl is such a swimfan; i wouldn't be surprised to see her out my window in the middle of the night
swimfan by Yael February 8, 2004
Word of the Day on September 22, 2025
When a girlfriend or someone you are dating turns out crazy or stalks you.
Hey you ex really turn out to be all swimfan.
swimfan by Jesse Huerta January 18, 2008
a girl who is obsessed with a guy and won't take a hint
Stop acting like swiman!
SwimFan by lisagirl April 7, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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