Swimfanned 

A salesperson who exhibits stalker-like behavior in an attempt to coerce the customer into making a purchase.

Andrew swimfanned that guy, and as a result, that person has blocked Andrew's contact information and sent a complaint letter to management.

Swimfanned by DookieDuu December 29, 2022

shitfanned 

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

shitfanned by ozraven January 4, 2008

Simranned 

Almost dying, Getting cut off or ran off the road on a motorized vehicle

Yo bro last night i almost got simranned

Simranned by Carlson897 August 13, 2021