Swift kick 

To steal the rightful spotlight from someone.Usually done with bad intentions or out of jealousy.Commonly performed by those in need of constant attention.Derived from the Taylor Swift incident at the 2009 MTV Awards,at which Kanye West innapropriately grabbed the microphone and went on a his own rant during her big moment.

Denise:"Did you see the Swift kick?"

Abigail: "You mean when Cindy was blowing out her birthday candles and her little brother started throwing a tantrum for no reason?...Yeah I saw it."

Swift kick by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

Swift Kick 

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.

I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts

Swift Kick by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019

swift kick in the balls 

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

swift kick in the balls by yummahfupa August 17, 2011

Swift Kick to the Balls 

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

Swift Kick to the Balls by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

kick swift 

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process

Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!

kick swift by S.boi May 7, 2009

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day 

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

swift kicks in the nuts 

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

swift kicks in the nuts by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024